<p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">001.洗腳唔抹腳??→亂咁揈</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">002.上香打噴嚏→一面灰</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">003.風(fēng)扇底傾偈→講風(fēng)涼話</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">004.細(xì)佬哥學(xué)游水→咪講淺（錢）</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">005.風(fēng)吹芫茜→荽（衰）到貼地</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">006.茶瓜餸飯→好人有限</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">007.曬菲林→唔見得光</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">008.醉酒佬數(shù)街燈→唔知幾盞</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">009.一只筷子食豆腐→搞爛曬</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">010.家公見新抱→孤寒變闊佬</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">011.外母見女婿→口水嗲嗲渧</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">012.神仙放屁→不同凡響</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">013.番薯跌落灶→該煨</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">014.詐假意晾衫→扮曬嘢</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">015.廁所睇報(bào)紙→多見多聞</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">016.飛機(jī)??打交→高斗</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">017.扁鼻佬戴眼鏡??→冇得頂</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">018.和尚擔(dān)遮→無法無天</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">019.海底石斑→好魚（瘀）</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">020.啊婆食粥→無恥（齒）下流</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">021.廚房階磚??→咸濕</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">022.豉油撈飯→整色整水</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">023.公用電話→冇錢冇得傾</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">024.狐貍??嘈交→一派胡（狐）言</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">025.閻王殿大罷工→冇鬼用</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">026.甩頭筆→唔寫（舍）得</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">027.亞崩吹簫→離曬譜</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">028.枕頭木虱→包咬（拗）頸</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">029.死人燈籠??→報(bào)大數(shù)</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">030.石灰鋪路→白行</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">031.水浸塔頂→?憸（淹尖）</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">032.大佬倌上臺→係威係勢</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">033.番鬼婆大肚→心懷鬼胎</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">034.護(hù)照照片→出洋相</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">035.市橋蠟燭→假細(xì)芯（心）</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">036.三元宮土地→錫身</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">037.裁縫佬度身→有分寸</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">038.電燈膽→唔通氣</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">039.非洲和尚→黑（乞）人憎</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">040.財(cái)?shù)焦夤魇帧蝗踊仡^</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">041.抬棺材甩褲→失禮死人</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">042.神臺貓屎→神憎鬼厭</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">043.酒樓例湯→整定</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">044.孔夫子搬屋→執(zhí)書??（輸）</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">045.賣布唔帶尺→存心不良（量）</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">046.隔夜痰盂→唔倒（賭）唔得</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">047.空棺材出殯→木（目）中冇人</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">048.水浸缸瓦鋪→盆滿缽滿</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">049.成吉思汗打仔→大汗疊細(xì)汗</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">050.陳年中草藥→發(fā)爛渣</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">051.灶頭抹布→咸咸濕濕</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">052.啊茂整餅→冇嗰樣整嗰樣</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">053.灶君跌落鍋→精（蒸）神</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">054.細(xì)佬哥剃頭→就快就快</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">055.賣魚佬→有聲（腥）氣</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">056.啊崩叫狗??→越叫越走</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">057.喃嘸佬跌落屎坑→冇曬符</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">058.肥佬著笠衫→幾大就幾大</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">059.狗上瓦桁→有條路</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">060.落雨擔(dān)遮→死擋（黨）</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">061.十月芥菜→起曬心</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">062.三斤豬頭??→得把口</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">063.神仙過鐵橋→包穩(wěn)陣</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">064.紙?jiān)掳汀谳p輕</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">065.牛皮燈籠??→點(diǎn)極都唔明</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">066.年晚煎堆→人有我有</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">067.濕水棉花??→冇得彈</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">068.屎坑關(guān)刀??→文（聞）又唔得、武（舞）又唔得</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">069.老婆擔(dān)遮→陰功（公）</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">070.老鼠??尾生瘡→大極都有限</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">071.床下底破柴→撞曬大板</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">072.跪地喂豬乸→睇錢份上</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">073.火燒豬頭??→熟口熟面</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">074.苦瓜炒鴨??→苦過弟弟</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">075.火燒棺材→大嘆（炭）</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">076.黃皮樹了哥→唔熟唔食</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">077.咸蛋??滾湯→心都實(shí)曬</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">078.橋上倒涼茶→河（何）苦</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">079.岳飛老母→督背脊</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">080.冰跌落醋壇→寒酸</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">081.陳顯南賣告白→得把口</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">082.濕水炮仗??→死引（癮）</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">083.爛氣球→吹你唔漲</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">084.半夜三更出世→亥（害）人</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">085.木頭眼鏡??→睇唔透</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">086.豆沙包→黑心</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">087.飛機(jī)上彈琴→高調(diào)</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">088.啊崩?羊??→咩都冇得咩</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">089.老火炆鴨??→得把嘴??硬</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">090.火燒城隍廟→急死鬼??</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">091.光棍佬教仔→便宜莫貪</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">092.疍家雞??見水→得個望</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">093.水瓜打狗??→唔見一橛</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">094.隔夜油炸鬼??→冇曬火??氣</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">095.閻羅王招工→揾鬼??嚟做</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">096.白云山蟋蟀??→得把聲</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">097.風(fēng)吹皇帝褲浪→孤鳩寒</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">098.秀才手巾→包書??（輸）</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">099.斷柄鋤頭→冇揸拿</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">100.冇耳茶煲→凈係得把口</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">101.田雞過河→各有各撐</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">102.甩柄士巴拿→得棚牙</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">103.貓咪??洗面→係咁意</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">104.十月蔗頭→甜到尾</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">105.毒蛇噴豬籠→嘥氣</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">106.城頭上跑馬→一味兜圈</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">107.神臺桔→陰干</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">108.蒸生瓜→侲侲地</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">109.扔石落屎坑→激起公憤（糞）</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">110.大肚婆行鋼絲→鋌（挺）而走險(xiǎn)</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">111.貼錯門神→面左左</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">112.雞食放光蟲→心知肚明</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">113.賣鯇魚??尾→搭嘴</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">114.山草??藥→噏得就噏</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">115.上好沉香當(dāng)爛柴→唔識寶</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">116.豬頭骨→難啃兼冇肉</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">117.屎窟窿生瘡→冇眼睇</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">118.鼎湖上素→好齋</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">119.冇毛雞打交→啖啖到肉</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">120.狗仔坐轎→唔識抬舉</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">121.老鼠拉龜→冇埞埋手</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">122.啊駝賣蝦??米→大家都唔掂</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">123.倒掛臘鴨??→油嘴??滑舌</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">124.冇掩雞??籠→自出自入</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">125.盲頭烏蠅→亂咁撞</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">126.食豬紅屙黑屎??→當(dāng)堂見效</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">127.姣婆坐定→淫賊不能移</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">128.懶婆扎腳??布→又長又臭</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">129.殯儀館大減價(jià)→抵死</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">130.姣婆遇著脂粉客→一拍即合</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">131.襯家猛食糊→老襯當(dāng)旺</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">132.鼻????哥窿擔(dān)遮→鼻毛（避冇）可避</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">133.寒山寺個鐘→遠(yuǎn)近聞鳴（名）</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">134.酒樓點(diǎn)心車→推來推去</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">135.二叔公煎糕→翻來覆去</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">136.蹦嘴茶壺→難斟</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">137.大姑娘做媒→講人唔講自己</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">138.夏天著冷衫→熱心</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">139.啊駝入棺材→死都唔得掂</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">140.狗咬賊仔→暗啞抵</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">141.九曲橋散步→行彎路</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">142.關(guān)公細(xì)佬→亦得（翼德）</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">143.豬乸賣咗仔→大教訓(xùn)</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">144.李我講古→包衰收尾</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">145.滾水碌豬腸→兩頭縮</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">146.泥水佬開門口→過得自己過得人</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">147.陳村碼頭→逢渡（賭）必啱</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">148.密底算盤→冇漏罅</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">149.香蕉樹??影→粗枝大葉</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">150.閻羅王發(fā)通告→鬼話連篇</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">151.潮花燈→出雙入對</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">152.鐵拐李踢足球?→一腳??踢</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">153.十字街口貼告示→眾所周知</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">154.長洲婆賣菜→瓜多過菜</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">155.天堂尿壺→全神灌注</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">156.火??燒旗桿→長炭（嘆）</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">157.飛機(jī)??火燭→銷魂（燒云）</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">158.老公潑扇→凄（妻）涼</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">159.種花??唔淋水→多謝曬</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">160.黃蜂尾后針→最毒婦人心</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">161.老公荷包→膚淺（夫錢）</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">162.船頭尺→度水</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">163.啞佬賣棺材→死俾你睇</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">164.出爐鐵→唔打唔得</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">165.豬八戒照鏡→里外不是人</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">166.生蟲拐杖→靠唔住</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">167.掘尾龍拜山→搞風(fēng)搞雨</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">168.烏蠅摟馬尾→一拍兩散</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">169.冇耳藤篋→靠托</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">170.啞聾送殯→唔聽你支死人笛</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">171.七個銅錢分兩份→唔三唔四</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">172.皇帝女→唔憂嫁</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">173.火麒麟→周身癮</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">174.床板跳上席→相差冇幾</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">175.外母乸遇親家→婆婆媽媽</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">176.交通燈→點(diǎn)紅點(diǎn)綠</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">177.食咗成擔(dān)蒜頭→好大口氣</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">178.蟒蛇??遇箭豬→難纏</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">179.黃蟮上沙灘→唔死一身潺</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">180.風(fēng)吹雞蛋??殼→財(cái)散人安樂</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">181.麻布做龍袍→唔系果種料</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">182.潮州二胡→自己顧自己</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">183.陸文廷睇相→唔衰攞黎衰</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">184.隔年通勝→唔值錢</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">185.廣東涼茶→包好</span></p> <p class="ql-block">圖文來自網(wǎng)絡(luò)</p>