<p class="ql-block"><span style="color:rgb(21, 100, 250);">微型小說林</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(21, 100, 250);">昨天去菜市場買菜</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(21, 100, 250);">看到螃蟹</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(21, 100, 250);">我問老板</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(21, 100, 250);">螃蟹怎么賣的</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(21, 100, 250);">老板說158一斤</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(21, 100, 250);">我說不要太貴</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(21, 100, 250);">老板說旁邊有只死的</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(21, 100, 250);">18 一斤</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(21, 100, 250);">我說怎么死的呀</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(21, 100, 250);">老板瞟了我一眼</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(21, 100, 250);">太貴沒人買氣死的</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(21, 100, 250);">看了吧 一生氣就不值錢</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(21, 100, 250);">所以記得</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(21, 100, 250);">每天開心快樂笑一笑</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(21, 100, 250);">只要不死</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(21, 100, 250);">就值錢</span></p>