<p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;"> 四個(gè)美女臺(tái)上站，披紅掛綠真好看。為貴湖華協(xié)2025蛇年春晚寫(xiě)的三句半【咱家在貴湖】，經(jīng)幾位美女的改編和演義后，終于搬上了舞臺(tái)。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;"> 風(fēng)情萬(wàn)種妖嬈宛轉(zhuǎn)的中年美少女們表演的這出新式三句半，一登臺(tái)就收獲了全場(chǎng)的掌聲和歡笑聲。節(jié)目從服裝造型，到表演風(fēng)格都令人叫絕！</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">原創(chuàng)作者：Grace Huang</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">改編、創(chuàng)意、表演：貴湖中年美少女天團(tuán)成員 Molly，Cindy， Natalia，Lucy</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:18px;">?（注：本文收錄的文案與演出臺(tái)詞略有不同。）</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><b style="font-size:22px;">【咱家在貴湖】</b></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">1.</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">咱們四個(gè)臺(tái)上站， </span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">一起表演三句半， </span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">初次登臺(tái)一身汗，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">完蛋！</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">2</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">鑼鼓敲得震天響，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">我們臺(tái)前一通講。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">水平雖然不咋樣，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">鼓掌。</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">3</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">排練節(jié)目很辛苦，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">又要唱歌又跳舞。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">心里咚咚像打鼓，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">挺住</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">4</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">那天路過(guò)一餐館，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">想要進(jìn)去解解饞，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">走到門(mén)口一摸兜</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">沒(méi)錢(qián)</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">5</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">五月以后天漸暖</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">全家動(dòng)員大生產(chǎn)</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">種子雞糞大鐵鏟</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">種田</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">6</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">春天種菜先開(kāi)荒</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">白天澆水晚設(shè)防</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">一旦兔子來(lái)掃蕩</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">白忙</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">7</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">老公都是 handyman</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">車(chē)庫(kù)里工具堆成山</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">Deck 、driveway 自己干</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">省錢(qián)</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;"><span class="ql-cursor">?</span>（合）嘿，是能干</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">8</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">周末 超市去采購(gòu)</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">菜貴錢(qián)少真發(fā)愁</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">牛肉放回貨架上</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">換——土豆?。ㄕZ(yǔ)氣重）</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block">9</p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">宅家有錢(qián)省著花</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">養(yǎng)雞種菜又種花</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">收獲了跑到鄰居家</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">送瓜</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">10</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">閑來(lái)mall 里遛一遛</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">歹徒搶劫蒙著頭</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">顧客嚇得腿發(fā)抖</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">零元購(gòu)</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;"><span class="ql-cursor">?</span></span></p> <p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;"><span class="ql-cursor">?</span>11</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">明年聯(lián)邦要大選</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">幾個(gè)政黨細(xì)盤(pán)點(diǎn)</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">誰(shuí)把咱往溝里帶</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">歇菜！</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">12</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">川普上臺(tái)就蠻干</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">墨加兩國(guó)真膽顫</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">從此不買(mǎi)美國(guó)貨</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">（2人）省錢(qián)</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">我呸，宣戰(zhàn)！</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">13</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">我們來(lái)把龍門(mén)擺</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">生活豐富又多彩</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">餃子湯元端上來(lái)</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">過(guò)年</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">14</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">為了辦好聯(lián)歡會(huì)</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">大家辛苦來(lái)準(zhǔn)備</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">后面還有好戲看</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">咱退</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">?</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">《完》</span></p>