<p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">公園，倆大爺閑聊。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">?甲：聽說您那片又改造了，恭喜！</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">?乙：甭提了！</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">?甲：咋啦？</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">?乙：就把鄰街的墻刷了涂料。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">?甲：見見新？</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">?乙：隨后滿墻貼膠帶。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">?甲：做啥？</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">?乙：再刷一遍深色涂料。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">?甲：這是？</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">?乙：膠帶一撕，嚯！水泥外墻秒變磚墻！說這叫個(gè)啥墻體立面仿磚工藝！</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">?甲：好么，這年頭連樓房也“整容”！</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">?游人皆捧腹。</span>?</p>