<p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">圖片：網(wǎng)絡(luò)，誠(chéng)謝原作者</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">文字 ：劉 富 昌</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">曾為消暑赴廣寒，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">借得清光灑人間。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">欠下神仙一筆債，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">至今不知怎樣還。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">一愿未了成心疾，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">食不甘味寢不安。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">百思無(wú)計(jì)正焦慮，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">舉目今夕月正圓。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">紫氣隨心冉冉起，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">轉(zhuǎn)眼來(lái)到月宮前。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">依舊先見嫦娥姐，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">拜見星君賴引薦。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">姐姐捧過茶一碗，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">扯墩坐在我近前。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">姐弟相互問候畢，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">黌門欲言卻難言。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“我弟有話只管說(shuō)，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">姐弟本是同根連。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">故鄉(xiāng)暑氣料已退，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">我弟此來(lái)為哪般？”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">?</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“故鄉(xiāng)前年酷暑煎，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">借光心切來(lái)廣寒。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">多虧姐姐與月老，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">求助星君隨心愿。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">清光灑下收不回，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">欲要還時(shí)沒法還。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">愚弟百思無(wú)一計(jì)，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">姐姐您說(shuō)怎么辦？”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻……”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">姐姐笑得花樣美，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">姐姐笑得花枝顫。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“笑死了，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">叫你笑死了！</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">我的傻弟好可憐。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">笑得愚姐肚子疼，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">笑得愚姐涕淚見。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">不知咋還卻敢借，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">借了卻不知咋還。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">這事本歸神仙管，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">你卻偏往身上攬。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">借時(shí)啥招你都有，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">還時(shí)你才知道難?！?lt;/span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">?</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“愚弟生來(lái)就魯鈍，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">姐說(shuō)如今怎么辦？”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“如今還能怎么辦？</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">姐陪你去太陰殿。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">星君既肯借與你，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">料也未曾指望還。”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“當(dāng)初既然說(shuō)是借，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">咋說(shuō)都得想法還。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">有借有還是本分，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">不還以后咋相見？”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“相見？</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻……</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">笑死了，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">叫你笑死了！</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">我弟凡間一小民，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">星君那是一尊神。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">尊卑十萬(wàn)八千里，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">人神殊途咋相見？</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">此番愚姐陪你去，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">能否相見皆憑緣?！?lt;/span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">轉(zhuǎn)眼來(lái)到太陰殿，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">星君坐殿一如前。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">姐弟上前問候畢，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">恭恭敬敬站一邊。</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">太陰星君展星目，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">察顏觀色生感嘆。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">士別三日刮目看，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">今見黌門知果然。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">前番是個(gè)黌大膽，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">今夕怎么面懷慚？</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">星君開啟智慧眼，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">黌門心思早了然。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">心道黌門來(lái)得好，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">看來(lái)萬(wàn)般皆是緣。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">此番索性逗逗他，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">看他今天啥表現(xiàn)。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“神洲應(yīng)該不熱了，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">黌門此來(lái)為哪般？”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">黌門聞言心懷慚，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">未曾開口先流汗。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“當(dāng)年冒昧來(lái)廣寒，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">借光心切多冒犯。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">星君不記凡人過，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">借予清光灑人間。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">光陰迅速近三載，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">百思不知怎么還。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">清光灑下收不回，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">還光竟比借還難。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">黌門生來(lái)就魯鈍，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">請(qǐng)教星君怎么辦？”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">?</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">星君聞言偷偷樂，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">心道你還知道難？</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">星君心中盤算定，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">挫其銳氣使就范。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“說(shuō)什不知怎樣還？</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">分明賴賬不想還！”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“黌門誠(chéng)非要賴賬，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">真的不知怎樣還。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">窮盡心思無(wú)一計(jì)，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">今日唯有愧與慚?！?lt;/span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“慚愧？</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">想想借時(shí)你多能，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">就如要來(lái)?yè)屢话恪?lt;/span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">闖殿唐突麒麟獸，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">吼得月老面懷慚。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">太陰殿上敢出手，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">摔傷玉龍腰間盤。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">借光無(wú)望百計(jì)出，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">還造出個(gè)手榴彈！</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">若非貴手抬得高，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">我的清光早完完。”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">（詳情見拙作《夜闖廣寒宮》）</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“罪過！罪過！</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">羞慚！羞慚！</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">該打該罰憑星君，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">做牛做馬亦心甘?！?lt;/span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“果真？”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“果真！”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“那好，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">我今派你一公干，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">代替本尊把福頒。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">這活你若能干好，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">權(quán)當(dāng)把我清光還?！?lt;/span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“頒福？”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“頒福?！?lt;/span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“這……”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“天門開啟降百福，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">至尊賜予眾神頒。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">我司當(dāng)方頒福事，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">怎奈微恙把身纏?！?lt;/span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“這……</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">這事應(yīng)歸神仙管，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">我只凡塵一俗漢?！?lt;/span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“唉！</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">可不是嘛！</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">身邊若有神幫手，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">哪里還用你代頒？”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“星君怎說(shuō)沒幫手？</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">您老左右皆神仙?！?lt;/span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">?</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“唉！</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">在編在制名冊(cè)滿，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">誰(shuí)能幫我把活干？</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">編制內(nèi)的肯做事，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">哪里還用招協(xié)管？”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“也是，也是?！?lt;/span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“提起這事就來(lái)氣！</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">不說(shuō)誰(shuí)知我的難？</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">你看那個(gè)月下老，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">老態(tài)龍鐘步蹣跚。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">莫說(shuō)讓他去頒福，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">牽個(gè)紅繩都困難。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">月老但凡干點(diǎn)活，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">人間哪有光棍漢？”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“也是，也是……”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">再說(shuō)你這嫦娥姐，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">看看看看你看看，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">金蓮也就三寸許，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">嬌嬌弱弱身腰纖。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">忍心讓她去頒福？</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">問她能干不能干？”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“吳剛！他壯?！?lt;/span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“我還不知吳剛壯？</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">可他終日把酒貪。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">我若讓他去頒福，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">八成圍著酒缸轉(zhuǎn)?！?lt;/span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“也是，也是……”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“別光也是也是的，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">回我這活干不干？”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“黌門恐怕不稱職，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">您老還是找神仙?！?lt;/span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“唉！</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">舉目神仙一大片，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">神到用時(shí)誰(shuí)堪遣？</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">蟠桃會(huì)上無(wú)虛席，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">年年還把座位添。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">但凡哪個(gè)干點(diǎn)活，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">天下至于這么亂！”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“也是，也是?！?lt;/span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“此番代我去頒福，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">權(quán)當(dāng)把我清光還。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">若是你的表現(xiàn)好，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">有了指標(biāo)你先轉(zhuǎn)。”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“轉(zhuǎn)？”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“現(xiàn)在你還不在編，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">只是編外頒福員。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">名不正則言不順，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">節(jié)外生枝恐難免。”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“這——</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">轉(zhuǎn)正那就不必了，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">我就這樣兼職干?！?lt;/span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“為啥？”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“不說(shuō)您老也不知，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">咱家還有幾分田。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">春種秋收夏管理，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">我若轉(zhuǎn)正活誰(shuí)干？”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“什嘛？</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">不說(shuō)我老還不知？</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">不知我還算神仙？</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">蕓蕓眾生萬(wàn)家事，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">啥事逃過神仙眼？</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">就你開荒那點(diǎn)地。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">我也見過無(wú)數(shù)遍?！?lt;/span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“??？”</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“啊什么?。?lt;/span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">閑來(lái)我往人間看，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">一身泥土一頭汗。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">整天侍弄那點(diǎn)地，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">借我清光卻不還！”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“慚愧！</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">當(dāng)差抵債本情愿，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">若辱使命心怎安？”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“看人我還看不錯(cuò)，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">你就給我大膽干?！?lt;/span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“這——</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">這福我都頒給誰(shuí)？</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">何時(shí)何地如何頒？”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“逢年逢節(jié)逢樂意，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">你想咋頒就咋頒。”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“可——”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“又咋了？”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“錦繡山河千萬(wàn)里，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">蕓蕓眾生上億萬(wàn)。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">黌門縱生千雙手，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">怕是亦難頒發(fā)遍?！?lt;/span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“你這心思還不少，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">這事哪里用你管？</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">你的朋友圈多大，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">本尊心中自了然。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">樹小遮蔭自然小，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">本尊所司亦有限。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">你只盡力而為之，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">莫管頒遍頒不遍?！?lt;/span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“可——”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“又咋了？”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“總覺此事千鈞重，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">恐辱使命心不安?！?lt;/span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“叫你氣死了！</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">開荒種地若有癮，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">接我點(diǎn)活這么難！</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">我說(shuō)你行你就行，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">莫再啰嗦惹我煩！</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">再說(shuō)當(dāng)差可抵債，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">你不受命債咋還？”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“也是，也是?！?lt;/span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“叫你氣死了！</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">莫再也是也是的！</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">痛快回我一個(gè)字，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">代我頒福干不干？”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“干！”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">黌門之子謹(jǐn)受命，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">一揖別過即返還。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">萬(wàn)里長(zhǎng)空等閑事，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">一覺醒來(lái)在人間。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">?</span></p>