<p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">圖片：網(wǎng)絡(luò).致謝</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">文字： 劉 富 昌</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">那日在家正品茗，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">心神忽然一激靈。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">凝神內(nèi)觀已了然，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">急御紫氣來寒宮。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">太陰殿前通報(bào)畢，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">趨前問安候圣命。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“黌門近前回我話，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">可還記得曾受命？”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“那年神洲熱如蒸，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">黌門夜闖廣寒宮。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">借光消暑情急切，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">多有冒犯罪不輕。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">星君不記凡人過，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">借予清光救蒼生。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">欲還清光苦無計(jì)，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">只能再擾廣寒宮。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">允我當(dāng)差可抵債，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">多謝星君肯通融。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">黌門之子縱冥頑，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">亦未敢忘曾受命?！?lt;/span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“這話聽著啰嗦點(diǎn)，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">簡(jiǎn)簡(jiǎn)單單說就行?！?lt;/span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“謹(jǐn)受教。”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“也別那么文縐縐，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">在這不用裝書生?！?lt;/span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“知道了。”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“知道了？”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“口頭禪?！?lt;/span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“哪那么多口頭禪？</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">這話屬于大不敬！</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">回話再回知道了，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">甭來我的廣寒宮?！?lt;/span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“知道——”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“嗯——？”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“知道了是口頭禪，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">因此沒少挨批評(píng)。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">星君莫為此生氣，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">今后注意還不行？”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“難管！”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“嘻”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“一向是咋頒福的，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">簡(jiǎn)要說與本尊聽。”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“自從那日受君命，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">遵旨頒福心至誠。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">逢年逢節(jié)逢樂意，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">我便趁機(jī)頒一通。”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“逢年逢節(jié)逢樂意？</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">這么隨意？</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">我的旨意？”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“是您老的旨意?！?lt;/span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“啊——？”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“您老若是忘記了，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">閱我《受命廣寒宮》。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“什么？</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">閱你《受命廣寒宮》？</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">把我閑的！</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">喔——</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">想起來了！</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">你曾推三又阻四，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">屢壞本尊好心情。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">為了成全你抵債，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">便將要求放寬松。”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“謝星君！”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“今天召你來寒宮，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">有個(gè)事兒要說明。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">叫你頒福就頒福，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">莫將五福打包送。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">五福雖然皆是福，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">諸神頒福有分工。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">見你一并代頒了，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">越職獲罪恐不輕?！?lt;/span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“越職？”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“越職！”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“五福臨門是成語，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">彼此祝福乃常情。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">不信您往人間看，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">五福六福信手送。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">若說這也算越職，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">黌門愚昧想不通?！?lt;/span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“是愚昧！</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">你一點(diǎn)兒不用謙虛！”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“謝星君的肯定。”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“肯定？</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">叫你氣死了！</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">人間祝福人間事，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">你頒福是奉圣命！</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">代我頒福你越職，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">諸神會(huì)說我慫恿。”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“卻不早說?！?lt;/span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“嘟噥什么？”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“真越職了？”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“可不是嘛！</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">給點(diǎn)陽光就燦爛，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">撿根雞毛敢調(diào)兵。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">若不給你提個(gè)醒，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">準(zhǔn)忘自己幾斤重?！?lt;/span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“謝星君提醒?！?lt;/span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“記著便好！”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“天上的毛病也不少?！?lt;/span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“又嘟噥什么？”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“我說星君提醒得好?！?lt;/span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“是嗎？”</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“您老若是早提醒，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">哪敢越職惹圣怒？”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“早——？</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">唉！</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">都是讓你給氣的，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">我一焦躁也發(fā)懵。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">今后頒福守規(guī)矩，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">莫將五福打包送。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">一旦越職費(fèi)解釋，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">想想這事就頭疼。”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“我這里就不用解釋了！</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">那小子（黌門之子）愿干，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">就幫我干點(diǎn)吧。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">多幾個(gè)長壽佬，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">又吃不著我的錢糧。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">哈哈哈哈……”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“我這里也不用解釋了！</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">那小子（黌門之子）愿干，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">也幫幫我。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">可他都沒富貴，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">他頒——？</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">隨緣吧！</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">哈哈哈哈……”</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“我這里也不用解釋了！</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">那小子（黌門之子）愿干，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">也多幫幫我。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">少幾個(gè)病秧子，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">多幾個(gè)康寧的人，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">我也樂見。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">哈哈哈哈……”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“我們這里也不用解釋了！</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">那小子（黌門之子）愿干，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">也幫我們干點(diǎn)吧。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">什么五福六福的，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">讓他頒就是了。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">哈哈哈哈……”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“愣什么神兒？”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“??！</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">謝諸位上神不究越職之罪。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">可我——”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“諸神早去了！”</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“可——”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“既然諸神允你代，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">再頒五福名則正。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">我也省了解釋了，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">你可返還把地種。”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“尚有一事要請(qǐng)教，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">星君可有耐心聽？”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“講”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“自從那日受君命，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">這事一直未想通。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">代您頒福事天大，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">感覺終究違常情。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">您縱不疑我勤勉，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">也不怕我徇私情？”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“徇私？</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">唉！</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">別說你是一凡人，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">神也難如水至清。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">本尊放手任用你，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">因你本分且心誠。”</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“謝星君信任。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">其實(shí)慚愧！”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“講?！?lt;/span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">頒福我只頒熟人，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">可合法度可公平？”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“唉！</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">不頒熟人你頒誰？</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">你的道行我肚明。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">物以類聚人分群，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">頒給好人就公平。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">說來你比貪官強(qiáng)，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">人雖傻點(diǎn)卻實(shí)誠?！?lt;/span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“謝星君?！?lt;/span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“回吧，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">遲了那壺茶要冷?！?lt;/span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“還有——”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“吞吞吐吐的！</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">講！”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“我若向誰多頒了。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">未知是否違天命？”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“向誰？</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">你想偏向誰？”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“嘻”</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“唉！</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">流連人間數(shù)十載，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">竟未洞悉人世情？</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">眼前菩薩無人信，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">遠(yuǎn)來和尚會(huì)念經(jīng)。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">你縱有心偏向誰，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">人家不信也沒用。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">你若連續(xù)頒幾次，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">八成笑你神經(jīng)病?！?lt;/span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“也是，也是?！?lt;/span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">冥冥之中有定數(shù)，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">蕓蕓眾生各有命。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">福往福來眼前事，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">有緣心誠信則靈?！?lt;/span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“也是，也是。”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“又來了！”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">一個(gè)激靈恍若夢(mèng)，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">茶香彌漫陋室中。</span></p>