<p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">本篇作者:王慶斌</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;"><span class="ql-cursor">?</span></span></p> <p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(22, 126, 251);">請欣賞:</span><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(237, 35, 8);">書生與姐兒</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px; color:rgb(237, 35, 8);">[明清]巴山山歌:</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(237, 35, 8);">書生與姐兒</span><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(22, 126, 251);">(喜劇版)</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">太陽當(dāng)頂過,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">書生放午學(xué),</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">自家不回姐家折。 </span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">肩扛一把傘,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">手拿白紙扇,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">頭上帶子盤兩轉(zhuǎn)[zhuàn]。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">姐兒門前踅,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">如饑又似渴,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">看你叫我不叫我!</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;"> 狗兒一聲叫,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">姐兒往外瞧,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">一瞧樂開眼睛毛。 </span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">丟下繡花篩,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">忙把門推開,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">看你進(jìn)來不進(jìn)來! </span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">書生進(jìn)屋里:</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“叫我好歡喜,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">只你一人在家里?!?</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">姐兒笑瞇瞇:</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“爹媽串親戚,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">說得傍晚才回呢?!?</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">書生暗得意,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">興從心頭起,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">千載難逢我和你…… </span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">椅子拖兩拖:</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“請坐書生哥,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">待奴廚房燒茶喝?!?</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“不必麻煩了,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">我今不吃茶,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">就想看著你繡花?!?</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">兩手顫抖抖,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">兩眼直勾勾,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">書生把奴心兒揉。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;"> 她人在繡花,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">我這望著她,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">年紀(jì)不過十七八。 </span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">一看她頭型,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">恨不雙手擎,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">盤龍戴花紅頭繩。 </span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">二看她眼神,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">秋波蕩我心,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">勝于仙女下凡塵。 </span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">三看她雙手,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">戒指晃眼球,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">金絲鎏[liú]又銀絲鎏[liú]。 </span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">四看她腳裹,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">不過三寸左,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">走路好像踩軟索……</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“要走腳不移,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">有話又不提,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">三瞻五顧好稀奇!” </span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“我走腳犯遲,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">有話你聽知,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">我想討杯熱茶吃。” </span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">想說又不說,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">不喝又想喝,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">真是讓奴犯琢磨。 </span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">姐兒下廚房,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">書生心著忙,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">試探之法想停當(dāng)。 </span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">姐兒廚房轉(zhuǎn),</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">茶盤沒找見,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">倒杯茶水用手端。 </span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">書生來接茶,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">將奴摟一把,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">摟得筋酥骨也麻。 </span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">摟也摟得輕,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">摟軟奴的心,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">手撫胸口發(fā)顫音:</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;"> “我的書生哥,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">有話只管說,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">摟奴一把所為何?” </span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“想要對你說,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">又怕你罵我,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">罵我?guī)拙錈o處躲?!?</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“說出又如何,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">罵你做什么,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">奴家沒吃罵人藥[yuè]!” </span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">? </span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“天天在學(xué)里,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">時(shí)時(shí)掛念你,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">我今是來采花的?!?</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">姐兒心一蹦,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">煞時(shí)臉兒紅,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">不由自主不從容:</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;"> “花是有一朵,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">現(xiàn)在不能折,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">等到成婚任你合?!?</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“可憐我的天,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">還要等幾年,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">火燒眉毛顧眼前!” </span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“不要喊老天,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">不要叫可憐,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">不早不晚在今年。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;"> “你要做眼前,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">奴要顧臉面,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">爹媽人前免非難……” </span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">左說左不應(yīng),</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">右說右不行,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">說出幾個古人名:</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;"> “當(dāng)初羅漢僧,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">本是修行人,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">他也伸手摸觀音。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;"> “天上七姊妹,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">住在天宮內(nèi),</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">四姐偷配崔文瑞。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;"> “牛郎和織女,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">天上兩顆星,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">七月七日也偷情。 </span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“袁良謨夫人,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">丈夫在朝廷,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">官宦之家也沾腥……” </span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">古人既如此,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">今人也這般,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">古今對比知甜酸。 </span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“左鄰小幺姑,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">比你眼界獨(dú),</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">與郎同看房事書。 </span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“右舍小幺娘,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">比你膽子壯,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">與郎敢進(jìn)青紗帳。 </span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“前街小幺姐,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">矮你一大節(jié),</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">與郎玩弄鞋扣鞋……” </span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“后坊小幺妹,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">小你兩三歲,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">與郎同滾一條被……” </span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">說了多一陣,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">姐兒才動心,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">引領(lǐng)書生進(jìn)閨門。 </span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">二人手挽手,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">姐兒懶步走,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">又想玩來又怕丑。 </span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">姐兒把頭低,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">書生撩她衣,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">三細(xì)三慢不停息。 </span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">走到象牙床,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">放下紅羅帳,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">叫聲“哥哥聽商量: </span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“雖說我長大,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">還沒采過花,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">不知酸甜和苦辣?!?</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“叫聲我嬌嬌,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">說與你知道,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">天下只有這事妙!” </span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">姐兒口生津,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">自慰女兒心,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">我不偷情我偷人。 </span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">羅裙兩撒開:</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“聽哥你安排,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">奴的鮮花任你采……”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;"> 玩了多一氣,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“哥哥你請起,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">怕奴爹媽回家里?!?</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">書生出后門,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">爹媽進(jìn)前門:</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“咱家出去一個人?” </span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“同村小書生,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">他來借古箏,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">沒有古箏轉(zhuǎn)回程?!?</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">老媽撇嘴角,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">老爸瞪眼睛,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">姐兒心里直撲騰…… </span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">(選取“三峽版本”)(根據(jù)“麻辣-四川第一網(wǎng)絡(luò)社區(qū)·論壇”發(fā)布于 2011-3-16 21:36)</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">(根據(jù)網(wǎng)絡(luò)“矩蕭的博客”2011-05-10 23:38:40發(fā)布《巴山一帶山歌《太陽當(dāng)頂過》)</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">(王慶斌搜集、整理、合成) </span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">2020.12.10-12初次整理</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">2022.07.05;09:30再整理</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">2022.07.06;11:08初定稿</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">2022.07.22;15:12整理</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">2022.08.09-16;再整理</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">于哈爾濱江北大學(xué)城香溪閣 </span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:15px;">(如有引用,請注明:王慶斌整理。切勿侵權(quán))</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">?</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">人物攝影:崔乃義</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">圖片攝影:網(wǎng)絡(luò)人</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">美篇制作:王慶斌</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">2022.07.22;15:12</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">于哈爾濱江北大學(xué)城</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">朋友:</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">愿您喜歡明清民歌。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">下期再會……</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;"><span class="ql-cursor">?</span></span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p>