<p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size: 20px;">【一】</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size: 20px;">人到退休這年紀(jì)，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size: 20px;">啥都難與當(dāng)年比。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size: 20px;">摸著頭上幾根毛，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size: 20px;">?不由悲從心中起。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size: 20px;">——老啰！????</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size: 20px;">【二】</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size: 20px;">鏡子面前仔細(xì)看，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size: 20px;">毛發(fā)掉了一大半。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size: 20px;">想起剃頭會優(yōu)惠，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size: 20px;">?打個八折都不干。</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size: 20px;">【三】</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size: 20px;">發(fā)型越來越難留，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size: 20px;">每次想起就發(fā)愁。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size: 20px;">自己咬牙一跺腳，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size: 20px;">?干脆剃個大光頭。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size: 20px;">——實(shí)屬無奈呀！??????</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size: 20px;">——無奈歸無奈，總得找點(diǎn)理由</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size: 20px;">說?服一下自己吧。??????</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size: 20px;">【四】</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size: 20px;">剃個大光頭，免去好多愁。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size: 20px;">尤其遇雨天，滴水都不留。</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size: 20px;">【五】</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size: 20px;">頭頂小花帽，不單為扮俏。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size: 20px;">出門遇太陽，再不嗷嗷叫。</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size: 20px;">【六】</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size: 20px;">人老毛發(fā)少，還是光頭好。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size: 20px;">丟到人群里，特別容易找。</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size: 20px;">【七】</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size: 20px;">不進(jìn)理發(fā)店，已有兩三年。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size: 20px;">屈指一細(xì)算，省下不少錢。</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size: 20px;">【八】</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size: 20px;">光頭不好看，很少有人贊。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size: 20px;">放到十年前，打死也不干。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size: 20px;">——這應(yīng)該是真心話吧????</span></p>